Merlin42

47 – Edenvale, Gauteng, South Africa

Aspiring Dishwasher seeking Chef !..?

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Online: 28 August 2018

Modified: 19 July 2018

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Edenvale, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
47
Star Sign:
Scorpio
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; Other
Religion:
Christian / Other
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
Ask me later
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Ask me later
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
22 - 47
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 181cm (5' 11.3")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Because I was told once that I have a magic wand?!.. No!.. I can make things disappear? Well, that is partly true when it comes to Rolos..I am a responsible Male, who is as down to earth as dirt ! .... I have been called a "salt of the earth" kinda guy but the judgement is out on that as i don't make a habit of licking myself!

And I'm single, 'coz I ate my last girlfriend - she didn't want to share her last Rolo.

Okay, I enjoy my life, and Woolies food court! I don't believe that another person can complete me (I'm pretty sure all the necessary parts are there...) I fight for what I believe in, am strong willed but in true scorpio fashion i concede if I know I that you are spirited and well versed on a topic! I do like to challenge and would rather face any bad truth then a good lie!

I don't understand the whole "romantic walks on the beach" thing - how do you walk romantically? Is there is special class you attend? I would try and make you feel like the most incredible woman in the world though!

What is a "fun-loving" person... we all love having fun! What does that even mean? Serial killers have fun too. I've read the profile of Daisy de Melker once where the word "fun" appears 11 times..

And ever notice how many people choose "any" under their criteria!?
Ladies.. you might get a 89 year old, crack head docile Kangaroo that spends his time reading "the joys of mother natures miracle prune juice" , "10 ways to stuff your beloved" and "how to tag, bag and shag sheep in 60 seconds" oh, and doing all this while passionately drinking red wine.... mmm I am sure the idea of fun loving person really springs to mind now! ...I do however realize that my profile too, has a number of "any" in the criteria ... I am ok with that as I do like a challenge and I am a wizard at detecting "black widows", "Cling On's" and prospective " baby mommas" looking for a pay day!!

My idiot savant friend's opinion of me: " Protector of women and children, who is driven by his head with guidence from his heart..."

About His Ideal Match

She must have a brain,... (and not one she keeps in a jar in the fridge),

She should own a Hair brush, tooth brush, have clean knickers and be willing to explore the world on a moments notice!

She should be wise enough to the dangers that lurk out there when a strange man asks "does this rag smell like chloroform?" ....huh!??

No rabbits in the back yard and no surplus supply of arsenic "for medicinal purposes" !! .. Yes Daisy that means you are not invited and Sally please take the bunny out of the pot and move to the next profile!
She should be comfortable in and out of jeans !... yes that does mean half naked around the house! I am an Alpha male and make no excuses .... I do like chatting about things that matter.. Life, travel, family, and ..You!

She should be able to cook - since the only thing I can make in a kitchen is a mess - sorry! I will be your willing helper ..And if you were baking, i promise to love those Rock Hard Weapon Grade cookies u make on your first attempt!

No masks please!, unless it is in the bedroom!!...be real and open to me, and know that if you are in jeans and a T shirt or the latest boutique outfit I will think u r beautiful ! I promise to be your knight in shining armor and not some lame idiot in Tinfoil!

"A few extra pounds" is no problem but please she should not have the capacity to sink the HMS Merlin off the coast of fat@ssville...The Edblo label on my bed says do not exceed 90kgs per side !Who am I to argue !!??

Willing to share her last Rolo... Or risk being eaten ! ( No... This is not me being kinky!)

Be able to spell big words like "marmalade"..

Must love animals (not in an illegal, small farming community kind of way!)

If any of this has offended you, feel free to contact me and impart your wisdom, divinity and any other voodoo bullshit you would like to try, in order for me to conform..Or not !

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
A wicked satin teddy
Favourite Colour:
White
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee
Music Preferences:
Blues; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock
Reading:
I love it
Books:
Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Travel
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; News; Sport
Movie Frequency:
Once or twice a month
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Mystery; War
Interests:
Business news; Investing; Photography; Reading
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Archery; Boxing; Chess; Fencing; Golf; Snowboarding; Squash
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Food:
Greek; Indian; Italian; South African; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at Work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Visiting a museum or gallery
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've lost count
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s)
Turn-offs:
Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious Attendance:
Once a month
Dream Home:
Stilt house in the jungle
Politics:
Anarchic
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Feelings about using Matchmaker:
Curious
Honesty:
Extremely