In His Own Words
About Him
Because I was told once that I have a magic wand?!.. No!.. I can make things disappear? Well, that is partly true when it comes to Rolos..I am a responsible Male, who is as down to earth as dirt ! .... I have been called a "salt of the earth" kinda guy but the judgement is out on that as i don't make a habit of licking myself!
And I'm single, 'coz I ate my last girlfriend - she didn't want to share her last Rolo.
Okay, I enjoy my life, and Woolies food court! I don't believe that another person can complete me (I'm pretty sure all the necessary parts are there...) I fight for what I believe in, am strong willed but in true scorpio fashion i concede if I know I that you are spirited and well versed on a topic! I do like to challenge and would rather face any bad truth then a good lie!
I don't understand the whole "romantic walks on the beach" thing - how do you walk romantically? Is there is special class you attend? I would try and make you feel like the most incredible woman in the world though!
What is a "fun-loving" person... we all love having fun! What does that even mean? Serial killers have fun too. I've read the profile of Daisy de Melker once where the word "fun" appears 11 times..
And ever notice how many people choose "any" under their criteria!?
Ladies.. you might get a 89 year old, crack head docile Kangaroo that spends his time reading "the joys of mother natures miracle prune juice" , "10 ways to stuff your beloved" and "how to tag, bag and shag sheep in 60 seconds" oh, and doing all this while passionately drinking red wine.... mmm I am sure the idea of fun loving person really springs to mind now! ...I do however realize that my profile too, has a number of "any" in the criteria ... I am ok with that as I do like a challenge and I am a wizard at detecting "black widows", "Cling On's" and prospective " baby mommas" looking for a pay day!!
My idiot savant friend's opinion of me: " Protector of women and children, who is driven by his head with guidence from his heart..."
About His Ideal Match
She must have a brain,... (and not one she keeps in a jar in the fridge),
She should own a Hair brush, tooth brush, have clean knickers and be willing to explore the world on a moments notice!
She should be wise enough to the dangers that lurk out there when a strange man asks "does this rag smell like chloroform?" ....huh!??
No rabbits in the back yard and no surplus supply of arsenic "for medicinal purposes" !! .. Yes Daisy that means you are not invited and Sally please take the bunny out of the pot and move to the next profile!
She should be comfortable in and out of jeans !... yes that does mean half naked around the house! I am an Alpha male and make no excuses .... I do like chatting about things that matter.. Life, travel, family, and ..You!
She should be able to cook - since the only thing I can make in a kitchen is a mess - sorry! I will be your willing helper ..And if you were baking, i promise to love those Rock Hard Weapon Grade cookies u make on your first attempt!
No masks please!, unless it is in the bedroom!!...be real and open to me, and know that if you are in jeans and a T shirt or the latest boutique outfit I will think u r beautiful ! I promise to be your knight in shining armor and not some lame idiot in Tinfoil!
"A few extra pounds" is no problem but please she should not have the capacity to sink the HMS Merlin off the coast of fat@ssville...The Edblo label on my bed says do not exceed 90kgs per side !Who am I to argue !!??
Willing to share her last Rolo... Or risk being eaten ! ( No... This is not me being kinky!)
Be able to spell big words like "marmalade"..
Must love animals (not in an illegal, small farming community kind of way!)
If any of this has offended you, feel free to contact me and impart your wisdom, divinity and any other voodoo bullshit you would like to try, in order for me to conform..Or not !
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Edenvale, Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
54 | |
Star Sign: |
Scorpio | |
Height: |
183cm (6' 0.0") | |
Body Type: |
Stocky | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Green | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; Other | |
Religion: |
Christian / Other | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Ask me later | |
Education: |
Postgraduate degree | |
Occupation: |
Executive / Management | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
31 - 48 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 174cm (5' 8.5") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
A tattoo or two |
Sense of Humour: |
Obscure |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Daring; Easy going; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
A wicked satin teddy |
Favourite Colour: |
White |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee |
Music Preferences: |
Blues; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I love it |
Books: |
Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Travel |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; News; Sport |
Movie Frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Mystery; War |
Interests: |
Business news; Investing; Photography; Reading |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Archery; Boxing; Chess; Fencing; Golf; Snowboarding; Squash |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Greek; Indian; Italian; South African; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Hectic |
Time at Work: |
I should have a bed in my office |
Pastimes of choice: |
Visiting a museum or gallery |
Time Online: |
I check in once a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've lost count |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s) |
Turn-offs: |
Thrill seeking |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious Attendance: |
Once a month |
Dream Home: |
Stilt house in the jungle |
Politics: |
Anarchic |
Retirement Plans: |
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World |
Feelings about using Matchmaker: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |