In Her Own Words
About Her
Pretty, witty, well-preserved female is seeking her Knight in Shining Armour.
The writer is embued with a rapid-fire sense of humour, fairy dust in her dancing shoes and a deep love for animals. Pleasant disposition but is certainly no push-over. Extremely well-read and has a broad general knowledge. Not one of those woman who "luv" red wine and white wine, "walking on the beach" (when they live in the Limpopo) and class socialising as a hobby. What next? Bonking Tibetan Monks? Completely irreligious so don't count on her following you to Church on Sunday's. She lives by her own moral code of standards. Her children have all left home and are nicely spread around the world. Well dressed and well groomed for the most part although she is quite capable of lounging around in her pyjamas. The writer is a talented, former professional dancer, and enjoys nothing more than the dance floor. She also has a black thumb and can kill a 40 year old cactus with a glance. Men do the driving. That is how she was raised. Besides, you don't want to be sitting in the footwell of the passenger seat having life flash past your eyes with her at the wheel. Oh, and you will have to "love dogs". Her dog particularly. The writer enjoys good conversation, good wines and good times. Slighty off-the-wall, she has lived in countries across the globe and is equally at home on the farm as she is in the city lights. She maintains close friendships, a number of which exceed 50 years and is known to be a very loyal friend and a barrel of laughs.
About Her Ideal Match
Gentle, funny, well-mannered, active, caring and not worshipping at the shrine of his ex girl-friend or wife. I am a bright chick and I have been on the earth long enough to spot a player six miles from Sunday. I have a strong interest in language that includes the urban dictionary. "Ghosting" and "Breadcrumbing" will see you kicked so far away that google won't be able to find you on an advanced search. I am a lady and I expect to be treated as such. If you are looking for a weekend shag skip to "next". I don't care if you are Richard Gere. Well, I might make an exception for him! I maintain very many close relationships with male (and female) school-friends and university mates and former colleagues, so if that bothers you, best you skip to "next". Yeah. I am looking for a good-guy. A nice guy. A guy who will dance with me on the patio after dinner. A guy that has manners and opens the car door for me. A guy that knows that a lady enters a restaurant first and a man enters a bar first. A guy who walks on the outer edge of the sidewalk. A guy who knows that it is "serve from the left and clear from the right". I was raised well. Not dragged up. A guy that will walk alongside me for the last chapter of my life? A man that Is emotionally available and physically present. A man that understands that I am the prize and I that I am a priority and not an "option". Is that you? If not, skip to "next". No recent photographs, no reply.
What Her Friends Say
Marc said...
WARNING: LYNDA
this amazing woman is highly intelligent an unbelievable grasp of the English language in conversation and humour.
Very nimble on her feet . A more honest loyal friend and lover will be tough to find.
Now available in White.
Bruce said...
I have known Lynda for 20 years. She is very intelligent and has a quick, sharp sense of humour. She still has a body that some 18-year-olds would kill for. She is loyal, funny, dependable, utterly irreverent and doesn't take herself (or anyone else) very seriously, but doesn't suffer fools gladly. There is no chance of boredom when Lynda is around. She would be my first choice to take with to a party, and also my first choice to take with and leave the party early! What a pity she isn't mine! Choose her! You might feel that you have a tiger by the tail, but it will be memorable!
About Her
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Graaff Reinet (Central), Eastern Cape, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
62 | |
Star Sign: |
Cancer | |
Height: |
169cm (5' 6.5") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Changes Often | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
E-cigarette User | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Bachelors degree | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Solvent |
About Her Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Cape St Francis (Eastern Cape, South Africa) | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age Range: |
41 - 68 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
180cm (5' 10.9") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Black; Changes Often; Greying; Grey; White | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
English | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Her
Hair Style: |
Long; Well-behaved |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses and contacts |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
Pierced ears |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
A social butterfly |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Outgoing |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Designer (I'm a slave to designer labels) |
Favourite Clothing: |
Anything, as long as it's black |
Favourite Colour: |
White |
Date Activities: |
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Folk; Jazz; Latin; Opera; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
There's nothing better |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Crime; Fiction; History; Non-fiction; Self-help |
TV Habits: |
I don't have a TV |
TV Shows: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Game shows; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Talk shows |
Movie Frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie Preferences: |
Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Romance |
Interests: |
Board games; Cooking; Reading; Writing poetry |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Dancesport; Hiking; Ice Hockey; Scuba diving; Swimming |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Fine Dining; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at Work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Reading a book |
Time Online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family Closeness: |
We're dysfunctional |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Thrill seeking |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Sarcasm |
Work Aspirations: |
Find new, more meaningful work |
Religious Attendance: |
Never |
Dream Home: |
Cottage in the country |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement Plans: |
Living in a quiet cabin in the woods |
Feelings about using Matchmaker: |
Jaded |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
