In His Own Words
About Him
A classic and attractive collectable, considering the year. Chassis in good overall condition but requires attention But could do with a respray after the cold winter. All original equipment in good working order, no missing parts, minimal signs of wear & tear - a clean example. Lacking passenger seat cover (hopefully this can be located). Tax renewal due in May. Has own garage and no baggage. Will go for years at a steady pace once warmed up. Test drive available on request.
Hello and welcome to my profile. As one who originally hails from Mud Island and still returns there several times a year, the Zulu call me Inkonjane. To the Africaans, I'm a soetpiel, the Thais know me as Farang and the Chinese as Loawai. But if you call me [removed] you might get a more favourable response. I arrived kicking and screaming on this planet half a century ago and moved to SA in the early 90's. As is habitual of the Inkanjane, I tend to return to my nest in the Northern hemishere during the southern winter, although business interests in Joburg summon me back for a few days every now and then.
I enjoy the odd pint or 5 and love trying out new restaurants. However having successfully navigated my body through many years of misuse and neglect, I must admit that my clubbing days are now a thing of the past. If I want to shout in someone's ear, I'll go and visit my mum. I enjoy cooking and am particularly noted for my original interpretation of "oeufs brouillés sur pain blanc beurré". I like to play golf at least 7 days a week. My ambition from an early age has been to one day shoot my age or failing that, at least my mother's age. However with every passing year comes the sobering realisation that my sights should be more realistically set on achieving this at Solly Govender's family put-put centre. I also enjoy tennis although have to admit that I'm not very good at it and downhill skiing, which I do very quickly, albeit mostly out of control.
About His Ideal Match
So what am I looking for? Well in essence I am just your nice, easily pleased 'boy next door' and all I want is a nice girl who's proper fit, a few years younger than me, wadded to the hilt, cooks like Jamie Oliver, goes like a rabbit, doesn't wear CROC's, isn't annoying, is intellectually stimulating, doesn't sulk, doesn't feel the need to mutilate her body with tattoos, believes that the only part of a woman's body that should be pierced is the earlobes, knows when to shut the hell up, doesn't scare the bejeebers out of me when I get in the car with her, isn't obsessed with crystals, likes music, plays piano, doesn't argue, compliments everything I do, doesn't have a 'time of the month', gets monty python, duzn't rite dum txt lik ths, isn't glued to her cell phone, breaks wind outside, and likes otters.
Is that you?
What His Friends Say
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Ballito (Zimbali), KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
63 | |
Star Sign: |
Taurus | |
Height: |
178cm (5' 10.1") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Grey | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
French | |
Religion: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Ask me later | |
Drinking: |
Regular Drinker | |
Education: |
Bachelors degree | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Ask me later |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
South Africa; Zimbabwe; United Kingdom | ||
Location: |
North Coast (KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
35 - 49 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
165cm (5' 5.0") - 176cm (5' 9.3") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Green | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker | ||
Education: |
Some University / College | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Medium |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
Shorts & a T-shirt |
Date Activities: |
A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Instrumental; Jazz; New Age; Opera; World |
Reading: |
I enjoy it |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Fiction; History; Non-fiction; Travel |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
TV Shows: |
Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Sport |
Movie Frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie Preferences: |
Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Independent; Romance |
Interests: |
Board games; Business news; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Healthy living; Investing; Reading; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Cricket; Cycling; Golf; Motorsport; Rowing; Rugby; Sailing; Scuba diving; Skiing; Soccer; Swimming; Tennis; Walking |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; French; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at Work: |
I'm retired |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time Online: |
Once or twice a week |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a brother and a sister |
Family Closeness: |
We're very close |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s); Fish; Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Power; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s) |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious Attendance: |
I'm non-practicing |
Dream Home: |
Other |
Politics: |
Conservative |
Retirement Plans: |
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
