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Inkonjane

62 – Ballito (Zimbali), KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa

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In His Own Words

About Him

A classic and attractive collectable, considering the year. Chassis in good overall condition but requires attention But could do with a respray after the cold winter. All original equipment in good working order, no missing parts, minimal signs of wear & tear - a clean example. Lacking passenger seat cover (hopefully this can be located). Tax renewal due in May. Has own garage and no baggage. Will go for years at a steady pace once warmed up. Test drive available on request.

Hello and welcome to my profile. As one who originally hails from Mud Island and still returns there several times a year, the Zulu call me Inkonjane. To the Africaans, I'm a soetpiel, the Thais know me as Farang and the Chinese as Loawai. But if you call me [removed] you might get a more favourable response. I arrived kicking and screaming on this planet half a century ago and moved to SA in the early 90's. As is habitual of the Inkanjane, I tend to return to my nest in the Northern hemishere during the southern winter, although business interests in Joburg summon me back for a few days every now and then.

I enjoy the odd pint or 5 and love trying out new restaurants. However having successfully navigated my body through many years of misuse and neglect, I must admit that my clubbing days are now a thing of the past. If I want to shout in someone's ear, I'll go and visit my mum. I enjoy cooking and am particularly noted for my original interpretation of "oeufs brouillés sur pain blanc beurré". I like to play golf at least 7 days a week. My ambition from an early age has been to one day shoot my age or failing that, at least my mother's age. However with every passing year comes the sobering realisation that my sights should be more realistically set on achieving this at Solly Govender's family put-put centre. I also enjoy tennis although have to admit that I'm not very good at it and downhill skiing, which I do very quickly, albeit mostly out of control.

About His Ideal Match

So what am I looking for? Well in essence I am just your nice, easily pleased 'boy next door' and all I want is a nice girl who's proper fit, a few years younger than me, wadded to the hilt, cooks like Jamie Oliver, goes like a rabbit, doesn't wear CROC's, isn't annoying, is intellectually stimulating, doesn't sulk, doesn't feel the need to mutilate her body with tattoos, believes that the only part of a woman's body that should be pierced is the earlobes, knows when to shut the hell up, doesn't scare the bejeebers out of me when I get in the car with her, isn't obsessed with crystals, likes music, plays piano, doesn't argue, compliments everything I do, doesn't have a 'time of the month', gets monty python, duzn't rite dum txt lik ths, isn't glued to her cell phone, breaks wind outside, and likes otters.

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About Him

Country of Origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Ballito (Zimbali), KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
62
Star Sign:
Taurus
Height:
178cm (5' 10.1")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Grey
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
French
Religion:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Ask me later
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Ask me later

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
South Africa; Zimbabwe; United Kingdom
Location:
North Coast (KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
35 - 49
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
165cm (5' 5.0") - 176cm (5' 9.3")
Body Type:
Slim; Athletic
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Blue; Blue-Green; Green
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Medium
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Instrumental; Jazz; New Age; Opera; World
Reading:
I enjoy it
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Fiction; History; Non-fiction; Travel
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
TV Shows:
Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Sport
Movie Frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie Preferences:
Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Independent; Romance
Interests:
Board games; Business news; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Healthy living; Investing; Reading; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Cricket; Cycling; Golf; Motorsport; Rowing; Rugby; Sailing; Scuba diving; Skiing; Soccer; Swimming; Tennis; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Chinese; French; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at Work:
I'm retired
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
Once or twice a week
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Dog(s); Fish; Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Skinny dipping
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Power; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s)
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Dream Home:
Other
Politics:
Conservative
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Honesty:
Extremely