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ZambeziPt

48 – Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa

Car guard needs poppie to count the change..

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In His Own Words

About Him

Truthfully, there is no good reason whatsoever. I work as a car guard, have the wit and sophistication of a donkey, and a physique like a condom full of custard...

However, that said, my mom told me that I have lovely hand writing and a winner personality! So that's something, right?

In spite of the aforementioned shortcomings, I will make you laugh, take you to amazing places, lie awake with you at night and talk until the birds start calling, and generally make you feel like you are the centre of the universe..

About His Ideal Match

She must be a good worker, own a big sun hat and have skin that looks like she's been sunbathing in the Sahara for a year..

But failing that, all that really counts is strong attraction, an ability to make me laugh, be quick with a come back when I tease you, and make me desperate to come home when I'm on the road (when I say 'road', obviously I mean 'car park').

What His Friends Say

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About Him

Country of Origin:
Zimbabwe
Location:
Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
48
Star Sign:
Virgo
Height:
179cm (5' 10.5")
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Other
Religion:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
South Africa; Zimbabwe
Location:
South Africa; Zimbabwe; United States; United Kingdom; Australia
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
24 - 36
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Slightly important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Afrikaans; English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Ruled by:
The head
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Moderation; Self-control; Sexiness
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Rock
Reading:
I enjoy it
Books:
Crime; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Science / Technology
TV Shows:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Nature / Wildlife; News; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Mystery; War
Sports:
Birdwatching; Cricket; Rugby; Running; Soccer; White water rafting
Food
Food:
French; German; Indian; Seafood; South African; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Time Online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Dog(s)
The Deep Stuff
Honesty:
Extremely