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StarfishJoker

44 – Boksburg, Gauteng, South Africa

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About Her

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Boksburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
44
Star Sign:
Leo
Height:
157cm (5' 1.8")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Christian / Protestant
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Comfortable

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
35 - 52
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
153cm (5' 0.2") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller
Body Type:
Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Stocky
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Atheist; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

I don't know how to find a boyfriend because I don't know how to flirt or to sell myself.
And because the guy I'd like is probably sitting at home alone, spending time on his computer online checking this site.
Come find me....

I think that other people should have to write this :) But I have been told that I have a wicked sense of humour and I love to make other people laugh.I enjoy the outdoors, chilling with mates and getting away whenever possible.My family is also a very important part of my life. I'm down to earth, honest and loyal. I always try and see the silver lining in all situations. Get to know me, you won't be disappointed ;) White men only please.

I've given this up as a joke and will take the lessons learned into my life. Rejection in any form is painful and being shut down based on physical appearance just reveals the real person behind the profile. Thanks for the chats and connections but this is the end of the line for me. [removed]

About Her Ideal Match

Good sense of humour, must be able to laugh at yourself. Self motivated with strong morals and ethics. Loyalty and honesty get bonus points.
Equally happy socialising and relaxing round the house. Looking for like minded individual to add to full lifestyle. Must love cats. White males only.

What Her Friends Say

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More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
Pierced ears; A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality Traits:
Funny; Intelligent; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Silly; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Celibacy; Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control
Fashion Sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Pop / Top 40; Reggae; Rock
Reading:
I love it
Books:
Best-sellers; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Reality shows; Sci-Fi; Sport
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Making Music; Photography; Reading; Shopping; Surfing the Internet; Writing books; Writing poetry
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Field Hockey; Hiking; Scuba diving; Squash; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; Italian; South African
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at Work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time with the family
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got sisters
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Dog(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other
Turn-ons:
Intelligence
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Dream Home:
Mansion with loads of servants
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement Plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Feelings about using Matchmaker:
Jaded
Honesty:
Extremely