In Her Own Words
About Her
I don't know how to find a boyfriend because I don't know how to flirt or to sell myself.
And because the guy I'd like is probably sitting at home alone, spending time on his computer online checking this site.
Come find me....
I think that other people should have to write this :) But I have been told that I have a wicked sense of humour and I love to make other people laugh.I enjoy the outdoors, chilling with mates and getting away whenever possible.My family is also a very important part of my life. I'm down to earth, honest and loyal. I always try and see the silver lining in all situations. Get to know me, you won't be disappointed ;) White men only please.
I've given this up as a joke and will take the lessons learned into my life. Rejection in any form is painful and being shut down based on physical appearance just reveals the real person behind the profile. Thanks for the chats and connections but this is the end of the line for me. [removed]
About Her Ideal Match
Good sense of humour, must be able to laugh at yourself. Self motivated with strong morals and ethics. Loyalty and honesty get bonus points.
Equally happy socialising and relaxing round the house. Looking for like minded individual to add to full lifestyle. Must love cats. Please note Caucasian/White males only.
What Her Friends Say
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About Her
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Boksburg, Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
47 | |
Star Sign: |
Leo | |
Height: |
157cm (5' 1.8") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Postgraduate degree | |
Occupation: |
Executive / Management | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About Her Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age Range: |
35 - 52 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
153cm (5' 0.2") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller | ||
Body Type: |
Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Stocky | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Atheist; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Her
Hair Style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
Pierced ears; A tattoo or two |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
The life of the party |
Personality Traits: |
Funny; Intelligent; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Silly; Wild & Crazy |
Valued Qualities: |
Celibacy; Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control |
Fashion Sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite Colour: |
Blue |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Pop / Top 40; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I love it |
Books: |
Best-sellers; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV Habits: |
I watch a few favourite shows each week |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Reality shows; Sci-Fi; Sport |
Movie Frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Making Music; Photography; Reading; Shopping; Surfing the Internet; Writing books; Writing poetry |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Field Hockey; Hiking; Scuba diving; Squash; Walking |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; Italian; South African |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at Work: |
I should have a bed in my office |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time with the family |
Time Online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got sisters |
Family Closeness: |
We're very close |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm unlikely to move |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other |
Turn-ons: |
Intelligence |
Work Aspirations: |
Work fewer hours |
Religious Attendance: |
I'm non-practicing |
Dream Home: |
Mansion with loads of servants |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement Plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Feelings about using Matchmaker: |
Jaded |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
