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funnyface

53 – Sandton (North Riding), Gauteng, South Africa

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Online: 06 November 2020

Modified: 08 June 2020

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About Her

Country of Origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Sandton (North Riding), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
53
Star Sign:
Gemini
Height:
167cm (5' 5.7")
Body Type:
Curvaceous
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Changes Often
Eye Colour:
Blue-Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Agnostic
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
39 - 58
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
170cm (5' 6.9") - 191cm (6' 3.2")
Body Type:
Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Blue; Blue-Green; Green; Hazel
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

I am an uncomplicated, down to earth, sociable, honest and stable human being...what you see is what you get!
I like to keep busy, but also believe in a life/work balance.
I enjoy movies, social occasions, being with mates...as well as quiet nights at home.
I'm independent and also enjoy spending time by myself.
Life is full of challenges but it's an adventure, full of ups and downs...enjoy the ride and have no regrets along the way.

Trust, honesty, friendship...these are great qualities in life!

About Her Ideal Match

PLEASE NOTE THAT I WILL NOT ENGAGE WITH ANYONE THAT DOESNT HAVE AN OPEN PROFILE PIC!!!

I'm looking for someone compatible (eye candy is definitely a plus), young at heart that makes me laugh and doesn't take life "too" seriously, although commitment and security is paramount, (emotionally and financially).
I like a partner that treats me equal, respects me for who I am and is not shy to show his affection towards me.
Charming, funny, witty, sexy with a bod that's well taken care of and enjoys spoiling and fulfilling his lady's needs - physically, emotionally and mentally!
I believe in true friendship (sharing, caring and giving - being there for each other, open communication, honesty, trust and respecting one another to the full)
I like 'uncomplicated'. Keep it simple, and life will take care of the rest!

If you're only interested in a physical relationship and/or exchanging naked/naughty pics... please move onto the next profile!!!

P.S. WHAT'S THE POINT OF PROFILE PICS WITH SUNGLASSES!!! Eyes are the window to the soul, don't hide behind your shades.

What Her Friends Say

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More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Long; Straight; Curly; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I sometimes wear glasses
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
Pierced ears
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Devotion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Dance / Disco; Jazz; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rock
Reading:
It's just OK
Books:
Business; Fiction; Non-fiction
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Variety shows
Movie Frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Romance
Interests:
Board games; Business news; Card games; Cooking; Making Music; Photography; Singing
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Birdwatching; Cricket; Darts
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; Greek; Indian; Italian; Seafood; Sushi; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a brother
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Erotica; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Wealth
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Long hair; Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Dream Home:
Cottage in the country
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement Plans:
Living in a quiet cabin in the woods
Feelings about using Matchmaker:
Curious; Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely