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clandestine_za

46 – Randburg, Gauteng, South Africa

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In His Own Words

About Him

Tired of the melodramas, all i want is stability, happiness. Boring. I'll be content with boring. No issues, no fights, just bliss. That so hard?

Anyways I've traveled around the world, have an astounding appreciation for life, it really isn't hard, life that is. Quite easy, it's as hard as you want it to be.

Most people see me as a pessimist, you know one with an empty glass, thats becoz as soon as someone fills it, I drink it all up. ANYway so now when my mom calls she asks, "hi baby, everything all wrong?" so sweet.

My last gf and I were incompatible in a lot of ways, I was a morning person, she was a night person, she drank coffee, I drank tea, She likes cats, I like dogs, I cant iron, she wanted a maid, she liked me, I didnt like her. etc.

When I was a kid my dad always told me to share. Share your toys, share your sweets, if I played in the street, share your play space with traffic. Then I started rebelling. I'd share my pool but I'd pee in it first, I'd share the sand in my sand box by throwing it in the neighborhood girl's eyes. Then as I got older I started sharing my bed and then I started to give him the pep talk on sharing like, share the babysitter with me also and share your credit card with me, then he stopped lecturing me on everything and anything. Now I'm a free man with no advice structure.

The best mind altering drug is truth and usually it's a pretty bad high and may even kill some people. Let's face it, if God wanted us high he would have either given us wings or would make it our turn to kick the bucket.

I speak many languages including American, Canadian, British, Irish, Southern, Welsh, Australian, and Kiwi, just to name a few...self taught if I may add. I'm a very worldly kinda man.

About His Ideal Match

The perfection of cute and sexy though I doubt any stuff here actually gets read we all just focus on the photo gallery right?

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Randburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
46
Star Sign:
Cancer
Height:
180cm (5' 10.9")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
Ask me later
Home Language:
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Other Languages:
English
Religion:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
18 - 40
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Religion:
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Want Children:
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