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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Her

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Durban, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
40
Star Sign:
Leo
Height:
182cm (5' 11.7")
Body Type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Below Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans
Other Languages:
English; German
Religion:
Atheist
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school
Occupation:
Finance
Income:
On Welfare/Benefits

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
30 - 100
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
180cm (5' 10.9") - 186cm (6' 1.2")
Body Type:
A few extra pounds; Large
Looks:
Below Average
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Slightly important
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

I love food and i'm lazy as a piggy.I cant cook,cant clean and i'm every man's nightmare.I'd like to meet Morticians,Scientists and the producers of Survivor.In short:i'm useless!I'm anti-social,don't like people much.I have nothing to offer but my willingness to eat and work on your nerves.

About Her Ideal Match

My ideal match must not be a leach.Never look me straight in the eye-I find that threatening.
Preferably not have any friends and be willing to feed me.

What Her Friends Say

Cynical hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.

More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Fashion Sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Hair Style:
Long; Straight
Body Art:
Pierced ears
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
The party-pooper
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Moody; Pessimistic; Quiet; Shy
Valued Qualities:
Self-control
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Black
Favourite Clothing:
Something my (grand)mother made me.
Date Activities:
A movie; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Chinese; Fast food
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Jazz
Books:
History; Non-fiction; Science / Technology
TV Shows:
Comedy/Sit-coms; Movie Channels; Music Channels
Movie Preferences:
Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics
Interests:
Board games
Sports:
Tennis
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Playing with my pet
Time Online:
Once or twice a week
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
Movie Frequency:
Once or twice a month
Sport Involvement:
Not involved at all
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
I enjoy it
Likes & Dislikes
Turn-offs:
Long hair; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s)
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Stilt house in the jungle
Politics:
Ultra-conservative
Honesty:
Quite